?Swine Flu
Thu, 04/30/2009 - 22:08
Swine Flu
I am currently living on campus in a dorm with a Mexican. She hasn't been to Mexico since she was three when her uncle (i kid you not) crossed the effing Rio with her on his shoulders. However, the first case of Swine Flu has been confirmed in a town about 20 miles from my campus and i have become slightly concerned. Since i cant change my living arrangments, i have decided to wrap a towel around my head every time my roommate comes into the room--its for my own protection. Is this an okay solution or should i kick her out and have night security deal with her? ?
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Fri, 05/01/2009 - 01:06
#1
Well I would say you might
Well I would say you might have a bad case of fear induced annia. I have seen this kind of thing before and it can get bad you should go see the nearest Doctor and ask them these questions you posted here. They may not be able to cure the annia but they can help you to manage your fear by givining you up to date info on the swine flu and how it works. I work at a hospital and they have been feeding us the latest info and I have seen at least fifteen cases of fear induced annia so far. It is surprising what can happen when people are just no longer able to manage their fear.
Well beat of luck with that annia thing.
Cheers.
Well beat of luck with that annia thing.
Cheers.
Fri, 05/01/2009 - 06:03
#2
Yeah, you probably shouldn't
Yeah, you probably shouldn't take her posts too seriously, she's a goon...
Fri, 05/01/2009 - 08:08
#3
gorzek...
why shouldnt anyone take my posts seriously?
Fri, 05/01/2009 - 08:09
#4
Because you're a goofball!
Because you're a goofball!
Fri, 05/01/2009 - 08:11
#5
I AM NOT
IF I GET SWINE FLU AND DIE, YOURE GOING TO FEEL REALLY BAD 
Fri, 05/01/2009 - 08:45
#6
You're not going to get it
You're not going to get it from your Mexican roommate and you know it!
Fri, 05/01/2009 - 09:55
#7
Unless you make out w/ her
which you should, lots of tongue.
Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:49
#8
oh my...
yes, lots of tongue... 
Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:54
#9
This thread has suddenly
This thread has suddenly become sexy.
Fri, 05/01/2009 - 13:04
#10
haha. my roomate woke up
haha. my roomate woke up puking this morning. she is now bedridden.....
i blame the piggys!!!!!!!!!!!!
bahahahahaha
either that or shes pregnant.....
lolz
i blame the piggys!!!!!!!!!!!!
bahahahahaha
either that or shes pregnant.....
lolz
Fri, 05/01/2009 - 20:47
#11
all of my threads are sexy
all of my threads are sexy 
swine flu=UGH
swine flu=UGH
Fri, 05/01/2009 - 23:09
#12
On the 100th day, swine flu!
On the 100th day, swine flu!
Sat, 05/02/2009 - 04:50
#13
The next flu bug?
So there was the Avian (bird) Flu, now there's a swine flu... what's next? Rat flu, Dog flu, monkey flu...I mean there is real science behind it, but geez, you'd think they come up with better names for this stuff.
Sat, 05/02/2009 - 05:41
#14
Is it a bad thing that when
Is it a bad thing that when I turned on the news and they were talking about swine flu I just sort of groaned and went "What is it now?"
Sat, 05/02/2009 - 08:47
#15
flu
spider monkey cross african moth flu
Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:50
#16
Yes, exactly.
Yes, exactly.
Sat, 05/02/2009 - 12:48
#17
At least it isn't avian flu.
At least it isn't avian flu.
Sat, 05/02/2009 - 14:09
#18
Lmao
Ha, now this is knee slappin fun.
Sat, 05/02/2009 - 15:13
#19
Good flu names
I like the spider monkey cross moth thing that's pretty funny.
What ever happened to the number system though? Like RU4 69. (Heh,heh!)
What ever happened to the number system though? Like RU4 69. (Heh,heh!)
Sat, 05/02/2009 - 15:48
#20
Bird flu was H5N1. Swine flu
Bird flu was H5N1. Swine flu is H1N1. Although all this has to do with clades and subclades and is a lot of sciencey shit no one here probably cares about.
Sat, 05/02/2009 - 16:16
#21
Good point
Good point
Sat, 05/02/2009 - 20:21
#22
i hope beaver flu is next.
i hope beaver flu is next. that would kick some major ass. it would originate from like, Pine trees; everyone would really be fucking screwed then... and it should come out around Christmas.
Sat, 05/02/2009 - 20:29
#23
Leave it to Beaver
Beaver Flu... that's awesome!
Sat, 05/02/2009 - 20:57
#24
Hahaha, beaver flu......
Well kids, you shouldn't worry, because theres one of two outcomes.
Either it will mutate itself inot oblivion and become absolutely nothing, Just like chiken flu did, and only kills a select few.
Or, It will mutate wildly, spread, and infect a good chunk of the planet. Only a good chunk of the lucky will live. And most people will die. Like I said, don't worry so much.
Maybe its time for mother earth to clean house, maybe not. Its all in the cards.
Either it will mutate itself inot oblivion and become absolutely nothing, Just like chiken flu did, and only kills a select few.
Or, It will mutate wildly, spread, and infect a good chunk of the planet. Only a good chunk of the lucky will live. And most people will die. Like I said, don't worry so much.
Maybe its time for mother earth to clean house, maybe not. Its all in the cards.
Sat, 05/02/2009 - 22:04
#25
Swine flu? I'm panicking.
Swine flu? I'm panicking. Join me, won't you? gorzek, your avatar has bouncing boobies and I approve.
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Sat, 05/02/2009 - 22:12
#26
Yeah, those
Titties make me forget what I'm going to say sometimes...........
Sat, 05/02/2009 - 23:28
#27
Bouncing boobies are, like,
Bouncing boobies are, like, the greatest things ever.
Sun, 05/03/2009 - 15:18
#28
dumbasses..... lots of them. World wide.
Honestly.... the whole thing's overblown.
Amazing how no one in the media has really said anything about the fact that the Mexicans haven't had running water for like the last MONTH. anyone wondered if maybe they're dying of infection, cholera, and other shit-related illnesses and their having swine flu is only a random happenstance?
Seriously.. Egypt killed practically their entire country's stock of pigs... because you REALLY CAN get it from pigs...
Amazing how no one in the media has really said anything about the fact that the Mexicans haven't had running water for like the last MONTH. anyone wondered if maybe they're dying of infection, cholera, and other shit-related illnesses and their having swine flu is only a random happenstance?
Seriously.. Egypt killed practically their entire country's stock of pigs... because you REALLY CAN get it from pigs...
Sun, 05/03/2009 - 16:52
#29
if it were like, cat flu, i
if it were like, cat flu, i bet all the Egyptians would just kill themselves.
LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
god, sunday school was a hoot.
LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
god, sunday school was a hoot.
Sun, 05/03/2009 - 18:16
#30
Beaver fever is a common name
Beaver fever is a common name for giardia and is common where I live it is in the drinking water. It does not kill many but occasionaly there are outbreaks. It just causes you to lose water through all your holes and can just strip the pounds off you. A girl I know got it and she lost 40 lbs in three months. Fortunately she only lost it from the right places and was able to land herself a fellow with money. Unfortunately the fellow was fond of feeding her rich food and she gained a few pounds. Fortunately she did well in the divorce and is now able to afford plastic surgery and a pool boy.
Think I will just say no to beaver fever it sounds expensive.
Think I will just say no to beaver fever it sounds expensive.
Sun, 05/03/2009 - 18:27
#31
Wow, where can I pick up some
Wow, where can I pick up some of that beaver fever? Sounds better than the "tapeworm diet."
Sun, 05/03/2009 - 20:03
#32
The illness can last 12 weeks
The illness can last 12 weeks or so. Are you really sure you want to try it?
Sun, 05/03/2009 - 20:28
#33
Slim fast's secret
Slim fast's secret
Sun, 05/03/2009 - 20:35
#34
You're so evil, Error. I love
You're so evil, Error. I love you.
Sun, 05/03/2009 - 20:42
#35
Rolling around an office
Rolling around an office floor is bad. There are all manner of debry down there and some of it is able to poke out an eye. However that was kind of funny in a borgios kind of way
Sun, 05/03/2009 - 20:45
#36
What the hell are you talking
What the hell are you talking about? Nobody said anything about rolling around on an office floor... hahahaha.
Sun, 05/03/2009 - 20:54
#37
I am currently picking office
I am currently picking office floor debry from my hide due to a remark about a certain diet shake...
Sun, 05/03/2009 - 21:02
#38
Oh, now I get it.
Oh, now I get it.
Sun, 05/03/2009 - 21:10
#39
its good to be loved...
its good to be loved...
Mon, 05/04/2009 - 00:27
#40
Hahahahah
Lmao, Omg, Wow,this is awesome. ......
Mon, 05/04/2009 - 06:08
#41
Teri, are you high?? You're
Teri, are you high?? You're awfully excited!
Mon, 05/04/2009 - 14:24
#42
Yeah, I
was, actually....
Mon, 05/04/2009 - 21:38
#43
who ever thought of "hugs not
who ever thought of "hugs not drugs" was high.
Tue, 05/05/2009 - 00:11
#44
*CACKLES*
my boyfriend came
*CACKLES*
my boyfriend came up with a new one just a week ago...
"Gope, not dope! --- and now we'll have a sexual harrassment problem instead of a drug problem."
Tue, 05/05/2009 - 01:14
#45
Lol.........
hah, thats awesome.
Tue, 05/05/2009 - 03:52
#46
Hey it smells wierd in here
Hey it smells wierd in here to.
Tue, 05/05/2009 - 06:14
#47
Bookzek always smells weird.
Bookzek always smells weird.
Tue, 05/05/2009 - 06:16
#48
Smells like a room full of
Smells like a room full of geeks and WOW players in here. *sigh*
Someone crack a window, man.
Someone crack a window, man.
Tue, 05/05/2009 - 06:16
#49
Hummmmmmmm
Wonder why?
Tue, 05/05/2009 - 06:19
#50
I'm just a geek, no WoW here.
I'm just a geek, no WoW here.
