Cockroaches: Probably the most advance evolutionary species in the entire universe. You could throw every nuclear weapon in the whole world at the surface of the Earth and they would survive, even if we didn’t. They have survived every single extinction level event in the history of this planet. There is absolutely no way to destroy them entirely. If we survive it, so do they. It’s crazy. And it drives us all insane. They’re everywhere!
You can chop their heads off and they still live for 2 weeks? WITHOUT THEIR HEADS… FOR 2 WEEKS!!! What the fuck? They just go back to the queen and offer up their decapitated head for food and continue to collect more resources. Why would you even want to keep going? Without your head you’d just keep running into shit.
Eventually after we either leave this planet or die off altogether, they will become the dominate species on Earth. They’ll grow to the size of a human torso and eat horses. Or they’ll fight gorilla’s for habitat, and force bears to hibernate in trees. Wild animals across the globe will fear the coming of the new cockroach!
You ever notice how species that normally eat insects don’t eat cockroaches? Like Frogs or Spiders, don’t eat cockroaches. They eat flies, grasshoppers, and crickets, but not cockroaches. I wonder why that is, they can’t possibly taste good but we humans do it. At least if you put us on a reality TV show, anyway.
Ha.
I bet theres worse in the galaxy.
The only reason they survive nukes, is because they hide underground for the initial impact, and thier aromor protects them from the fall out and residual traces of plutonium and whatever else they throw into those fuckers.
Then they come to the surface, and get irradiated and die, but there is fucking many of them, it doesn't matter. lol.
I didn't know about they two week thing, that is creepy.
Ha, imagine giant roaches roaming the plains, eating everything-you thought locusts were bad. Scoff.
The reason they wont eat them, is that thier so armored they cant be digested easily. Its very hard to get around that shell and carapice. If they were the size of, say a bus, they would be very hard to take down.
There are a few species that will eat them, such as spiders, the vampire of nature, and a few other who I cant think of right now.
Did you know that they are one of the cleanest creatures in nature, and thier specific job is clean up?
Man, they breed fast-------I hate roaches.
Hate them, dude.
Nah, they're not that great,
Nah, they're not that great, just stand on the fuckers. No amount of hardiness is going to withstand my size 10 crushing them.
Mind you, many a time whilst living in Australia, we went on the nightly great cockroach hunt. A cockroach running towards me still makes me move out of it's way. I'm a grown man!!!
You know what works though? Trapping them in a jam jar and feeding them to the ants. Mwahahahaha. Ants make short work of them. So what will we be left with. Dominant cockroaches, or super ants?